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If there's one thing we can be sure of after looking at the poster for Charlie Wilson's War, it's that this movie must be filled with mind-blowing twists and turns. How else to explain why they would make a poster that gives you absolutely no clue what the movie is about? Is it a comedy or a drama? Suspense? Thriller? Seems nobody in marketing wanted us to know.First, we find ourselves

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CAN WE BE DONE WITH THIS GARBAGE???'Save The Last Dance''Drumline''Step Up'Damn.Click here for appropriate garbage.

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For those of you who thought 'Alien: Resurrection' and the original 'Alien Vs. Predator' didn't suck enough, we now find ourselves confronted with 'Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem.' This handsome one-sheet, in all its brilliant simplicity, reaffirms what the title of the movie already tells us: that the aliens will, indeed, face down the predators. Let's start from the bottom and work our way up..

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The poster for 'The Heartbreak Kid' shows you just howgosh darned *hilarious* this movie is going to be, withnothing more than a simple still image and a fewcarefully selected words.*Ben Stiller. He's *always* funny. Hey, remember howhis name was "Focker" in those movies with Robert De Niro?Comic gold!*Wait a second... does he have cotton in his ears?Say, that's unusual. What sort of wacky

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I decided to watch "The Brothers Solomon" last week. Why? A boring night of nothing to do and a free pass to AMC will tempt me to go see even the most attrocious comedy. This gem is penned by Groundlings alum and SNL cast member Will Forte and directed by Bob Odenkirk. First let me start off by saying that these characters that Will Arnett and Will Forte play are beyond dumb. Not in a Lloyd

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1. The Marvel logo is unleashed about an eighth of the way into the trailer.Although Marvel reignited the super hero genre, after Warner Brothers and DC took a steaming dump all over it with the release of 'Batman & Robin' by giving Sam Raimi carte blanche to do as he pleased with the first 'Spider-Man,' and made an excellent movie. Not just a good comic movie, an excellent movie. Brian Singer

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Sometimes, just sometimes, when I see a great shot in a film I immediately want a poster of that shot. Back in the day of college dorms these thoughts ran rampant when I wasn't thinking of booze and the ways of the woman, but that's another story.This is the most recent shot that is poster worthy:

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I have a bone to pick with the new Jodie Foster movie 'The Brave One.' That bone is this:GET AWAY FROM MY HOTMAIL ACCOUNT!!!!!!I go to send an email...I go to delete an email...I think of how the invention of email changed the way people interact with each other...ENOUGH WITH THE ROLLOVER ADS FOR A MOVIE NO ONE IS GOING TO SEE UNTIL THE DVD RELEASE!"Give me back my dog!!!!" - Jodie Foster, 'The

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1989 - BatmanIn a year that saw Indiana Jones and Batman take to the big screen we also had the opportunity to watch Charlie Sheen play Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn alongside a very dark Wesley Snipes in 'Major League.' "Up your butt, JoBoo." and "Shit Burgers?" become part of the English speaking vernacular.1990 - Eh'Courage Mountain,' 'Navy Seals,' 'Men at Work,' and 'The Rookie' all were released

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With my boy Charlie Sheen about to start another season of 'Two and a Half Men,' I figured it was a great time to take a step back and ponder:GREAT MOMENTS IN CHARLIE SHEEN HISTORY!!!!!1986 -Four Films, Tons of Call Girls, and One Oliver StoneWith the help of Corey Haim and that chick from 'The Goonies,' Sheen appeared as the jock with the heart of gold in the nerd classic 'Lucas.'With about five

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When i woke up this morning I knew it was the the 6 year anniversary of 9/11. I took a moment of silence and prayed for those who lost their lives on that dreadful day. Cut to 7 hours later i'm watching 'United 93' on HBO. I also noticed SHOWTIME was playing 'World Trade Center.' I kept 'United 93' playing on my television in the background but it definately bothered me that they would be showing

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We all saw this past weekend where it all finally came to an end for Britney, but now see where the ending began.

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1. You know you're a fan regardless of sex, race, orientation. Uncle Jesse can't be denied.2. Joey Gladstone's appeal is debatable, but I've seen the man LIVE!3. Tell us something we didn't know, Internet!4. DJ's real life brother is a nutcase.5. She was no Sixx, but Kimmy Gibler was a slice of Heaven pie.6. Why couldn't Stephanie have done us all a favor and overdosed? How rude!7. This would

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Who will be the next Spencer Tracy? Who is ready to take over for Paul Newman? Who is ready to kick Tom Hanks in the junk and be the new retard on the bench?Johnny Knoxville is that man.Yep, the star of such classics as 'The Ringer,' 'The Dukes of Hazzard,' and the hardly seen 'Daltry Calhoun' will be up at a podium soon enough to accept a small bald gold man that every SAG member would take a

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The following conversation went down prior to the release of the PG-13 'Live Free or Die Hard.'All hail the UNRATED DVD release coming

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So you've seen 'Fight Club' more times than you touched yourself down in your parents' basement, right? Well, you've never seen this scene.

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Yes, I know he's providing the voice in the 'Hellboy' sequel. I also know that 'Fantastic Four and the Rise of the Silver Surfer' was really really lame.

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